THE COLLECTION
A Street Art Series — 20 Works
UNAUTHORIZED
UNSPONSORED
UNREPENTANT
I. The Corporate Hostage
01/20
SUBSCRIBE TO GOD
THE
10%
PAYWALL
$XX.XX/MO  |  CANCEL ANYTIME*
*SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES APPLY
02/20
NON-PROFIT. ALL FLEX.
IRS 501(c)(3) status secured. Private jet leased. Blessed.
TAX
EXEMPT
✝
03/20
◆ PROPHET TIER ◆
👑
PROPHET-TIER
SUBSCRIBER
FRONT ROW ACCESS (VELVET ROPE)
PERSONALIZED PRAYER (QUARTERLY)
EXCLUSIVE SERMON MERCH DROP
EARLY ACCESS TO THE GUILT
ONLY YOUR SOUL REQUIRED
04/20
0 666 0 666 0 666
CAPTIVE
ECONOMY
SCAN TO PAY YOUR TITHE
05/20
LLC
GOD'S
PLAN.
HIS LLC.
II. Sweat Equity (Free Labor)
06/20
STAGE
LIGHTS
&
WAGE
THEFT
40
VOLUNTEERS
$0
THEIR WAGE
∞
HIS GLORY
07/20
BLESSED
ARE THE
UNPAID
"For they shall inherit the satisfaction of knowing
the AV board ran smoothly."
— Sunday 9:30am, every week
08/20
ROLEX
DAYTONA
PASTORAL EDITION
I'M THE ROI
ON HIS
ROLEX
YOU + YOU + YOU = WRIST CANDY
09/20
MEMBERS ONLY
SWEAT EQUITY
FOR A
GATED ENTRY
10/20
"IT'S A
CALLING"
/ ɪts ə ˈkɔːlɪŋ /
noun phrase · ecclesiastical slang · circa always
1.
A rhetorical device deployed at the moment compensation is discussed. Transforms the expectation of wages into a spiritual shortcoming on the part of the person who expected to eat.
2.
See also: LABOR DECEPTION, WAGE SUPPRESSION, "bless your heart"
"We can't pay you — it's a calling."
[Translation: WE CHOOSE NOT TO PAY YOU.]
III. The "Company Store"
11/20
GIFT SHOP
SANCTUARY
EST. WHENEVER THE LEASE WAS SIGNED
Devotional
$34
Tote Bag
$42
Sermon USB
$18
12/20
EVERY SUNDAY · DOORS 9AM
SERMON
SERIES
— OR —
PRODUCT
LAUNCH?
THINK DIFFERENT. TITHE OFTEN.
13/20
COMPANY
✝
STORE
GOOD FOR ONE SOUL
COMPANY STORE
CHRISTIANITY
14/20
SPRING COLLECTION · REDEMPTION ISSUE
RETAIL
THERAPY
at the
ALTAR
THIS SEASON'S MUST-HAVE: SPIRITUAL DEBT
15/20
⬆ SOULS ACQUIRED +12% · TITHES COLLECTED Q3 ↑ · VOLUNTEER HOURS RECORD HIGH · PASTOR BONUS UNDISCLOSED · ⬆ SOULS ACQUIRED +12% · TITHES COLLECTED Q3 ↑
SUNDAY
MORNING
ACQUISITION
FLCK
∞
▲ 10%
TITHE
+10%
YOY
DEBT
YOURS
▲ ALWAYS
IV. The "Suburban Pharisee" Mindset
16/20
HUSTLE HARDER FOR THE HEAVENLY CEO
NO DAYS OFF · NOT EVEN THE SABBATH
17/20
AIR MAX ✝
TAX-EXEMPT HYPEBEAST
LIMITED DROP · ONLY HEAVEN KNOWS
18/20
★ HEAVEN'S GATE NIGHTCLUB ★
THE NARROW
GATE HAS
A
COVER CHARGE
$25
AT DOOR
FREE
IF ON LIST
∞
VIP BOTTLE
19/20
OFFICIALLY LICENSED BY HIMSELF
★ ★ ★
CEO OF THE
NEW
COVENANT
★ ★ ★
ESTABLISHED · YEAR ONE · ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
20/20
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♥ 22K
♥ 3.1K
EXPLOIT
THE FLOCK.
FEED THE
FEED.
4.2M
FOLLOWERS
$0
TO CONGREGATION
∞
CONTENT