Vol. II — The Reckoning Continues
THE
COLLECTION
WORKS 21–40 · AN ONGOING SERIES · ALL WALLS CONSIDERED
II
UNHOUSED.
UNBOSSED.
UNBAPTIZED.
V
Category Five
The Poverty Industrial Complex
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◆ FEATURED PLAN ◆
POVERTY
GOSPEL
PREMIUM
$0 WAGES INCLUDED
✕ Financial literacy resources
✕ Housing assistance referrals
✕ Debt counseling
✕ Mental health support
✓ 3 sermons/week about contentment
✓ "God will provide" — unlimited
✓ Shame-based accountability
✓ Request for more tithing
SIGN UP WITH YOUR PAYCHECK
*POVERTY GOSPEL PREMIUM DOES NOT COVER ACTUAL POVERTY · RESULTS VARY · GOD'S WILL MAY DIFFER
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TITHE
— OR —
FACE THE CONSEQUENCES
"Consequences" not defined by Scripture,
but heavily implied by Pastor's tone
every 3rd Sunday of the month.
Guilt not included — it's built in.
23/40
TONIGHT'S MENU — COMMUNITY OUTREACH KITCHEN
COMMUNITY FOOD BANK $0.00
served in the parking lot · bring your own dignity
PASTOR'S PRIVATE CHEF $TITHE
farm-to-table · funded by the congregation · non-itemized
LEADERSHIP RETREAT CATERING $TITHE²
team-building · 5-star resort · you weren't invited
YOUR TABLE EMPTY
but god is good · all the time · all the time · god is good
*CHURCH IS TAX EXEMPT · HUNGER IS NOT · MENU SUBJECT TO CHANGE BASED ON TITHING LEVELS
24/40
$ $
BAPTIZED in DEBT
25/40
PRAYER REQUEST FORM #4,847
EVERY SUNDAY
FINANCIAL HARDSHIP
— AGAIN
"Still struggling to pay rent. Asked for help again. Was told to 'trust the process' and 'increase my seed.' Was reminded about the widow's mite. Was NOT given the $400 in the benevolence fund because paperwork was incomplete."
PENDING GOD
YOUR POVERTY
IS A PRAYER
REQUEST.
VI
Category Six
The Ecosystem of Control
26/40
YOUR SEED $20/MO $$$ HIS HARVEST ∞
SEED
MONEY
YOU PLANT IT. HE PICKS IT.
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SKU: SOUL-001 · QTY: UNLIMITED
THE FLOCK™
100% ORGANIC · FREE RANGE · CAPTIVE MARKET
THE
CONGREGATION
IS THE
PRODUCT
AND YOU'RE NOT THE CUSTOMER.
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GRACE & GLORY MINISTRIES
HEALING · DELIVERANCE · UPSELLS
Prayer (basic)FREE
Salvation messageFREE
Generic encouragementFREE
————————
Personal prophecy$150
Deliverance session$250
Breakthrough package$599
Pastoral counseling$200/hr
TOTAL DUE YOUR WORTH
thank you for being blessed · come again
THE HEALING IS FREE.
THE FOLLOW-UP IS $400.
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✈️
PRIVATE JET
🏠
3RD HOME
🚗
NEW FLEET
👑
MORE INFLUENCE
HIS VISION.
your BOARD.
You cut out the magazine pictures.
You glued them to the poster board.
You prayed over it every morning.
None of these are your houses.
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STRUCTURAL
POVERTY
MAINTENANCE
PLAN
FORM PMP-7
ANNUAL REVIEW
APPROVED: ALWAYS
✓
Preach contentment. Discourage questions about wages.
✓
Frame poverty as a spiritual test, not a structural failure.
✓
Redirect financial anxiety toward tithing as the solution.
✓
Keep the community busy enough to not organize.
☐
Provide actual financial counseling or wage advocacy.
☐
Publish the church's financial records.
☐
Pay the volunteers.
PLAN STATUS: ON TRACK · CONGREGATION: COMPLIANT · LEADERSHIP: COMPENSATED
VII
Category Seven
Grief, Loss & The Taken
31/40
IN MEMORIAM
YOUR
SATURDAY
Every Saturday · For Years · Until You Woke Up
Beloved day of rest. Taken too soon.
Spent setting up chairs, running cables,
printing bulletins, and being told
it was "an honor to serve."
Survived by: unpaid labor hours,
a vague sense of purpose,
and the pastor's uninterrupted weekend.
🕊 A CALLING IS NOT A COMPENSATION PACKAGE 🕊
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PASTORAL
PERFORMANCE
REVIEW
ANNUAL REVIEW
SELF-ASSESSED
BOARD: HIMSELF
Accountability to congregation
1/5
Financial transparency
1/5
Pulpit performance
5/5
Volunteer appreciation
1/5
Personal lifestyle spending
5/5
REVIEWED BY: HIMSELF.
APPROVED BY: HIMSELF.
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CALLED IT COMMUNITY SHARED WOUND SHARED SILENCE
TRAUMA masquerading as COMMUNITY
When the thing holding the group together
is fear of leaving — that's not fellowship.
That's a hostage situation with better music.
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G1 GRANDPARENTS G2 PARENTS G2 YOU YOU $ $ $ $ $ ↑ ↑ ↑
GENERATIONAL
TITHE
TRAP
Your grandparents paid. Your parents paid.
Now you pay. The wealth never moved
toward the family. Only away from it.
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Standard Prayerfor members in good standing (current tithe) INCLUDED
Laying on of Handsscheduled. 15-min slot. weekdays only. $75
Personal Prophecyresults not guaranteed. non-refundable. $150
Full Anointing Sessionoil included. revelation varies. $300
The Double Portionelijah tier. limited slots. ask about bundles. $600
THE ANOINTING
COSTS
EXTRA
*grace is free · access to grace is not · holiness is a product now
*the holy spirit does not accept venmo but the ministry does
VIII
Category Eight
The Mirror & The Mask
36/40
OUTREACH
MARKETING
VS.
COMMUNITY
CONTENT
THE DIFFERENCE IS THE CAMERA
When the food drive only happens during
the church anniversary filming weekend,
the poor are props, not people.
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★★★★★
"Since joining this ministry, my life has completely transformed. I gave my last $200 as a seed offering — and two weeks later, I got a $210 tax refund. God is real."
👤
Sister T. · Member Since Birth
Verified Purchase
SELECTED TESTIMONY
TESTIMONY™
*individual results may vary · 200 unsatisfactory testimonies
not featured · curated for maximum recruitment effect
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EXIT
✕
YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LEAVE
YOUR NETWORK IS HERE
YOUR FAMILY GOES HERE
YOUR IDENTITY IS HERE
YOUR JOB REFERRAL IS HERE
YOUR CHILDCARE IS HERE
THEY SAID GOD TOLD THEM
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DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM?
↓
YES
↓
DO YOU SAY
SOMETHING?
↓
YES
↓
REBELLIOUS.
REMOVED.
NO
↓
COMPLICIT.
PROMOTED.
THE DEACON'S
DILEMMA
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Official Document · Ministry of Blessings Inc.
LAST WILL &
TESTAMENT
Of the Congregation's Accumulated Wealth
Article I.
I hereby bequeath all material assets accumulated through tithing, offering plates, first-fruit donations, seed offerings, and building fund contributions to THE PASTOR'S PERSONAL HOLDING COMPANY.
Article II.
The congregation shall receive in return: continued access to the parking lot on Sundays, a sense of community, the privilege of having contributed, and the assurance that their "treasure in heaven" is LEGALLY UNENFORCEABLE.
Article III.
In the event of questions regarding finances, the congregation is hereby instructed to "trust the man of God," "touch not mine anointed," and remember that financial accountability is SPIRITUAL REBELLION.
Pastor CEO
SIGNATURE · WITNESS · BENEFICIARY
BOARD OF DIRECTORS:
HIM, HIMSELF & HE
ALL SEATS OCCUPIED
notarized by the holy spirit · registered in the jurisdiction of "god told me so" · non-contestable in any earthly court